I'm SLIGHTLY Intoxicated. 

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 01/15/2017 at 04:46 • Filed to: I'm Drunk, I'm actually really drunk

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View of the Vegas Strip from the Foundation Room at the Mandalay Bay. Fun bar, get bottle service, otherwise it’s crowded and hard to get a drink.

Anybody have a hookup at the Vegas track here?

EDIT, BITCHES: We had bottle service, but they need to have designated bartenders. If I’m paying extra, I expect someone to make my drink for me.

EDIT #2: fuck this shit, I’m going to the Cosmo to gamble.

Birddog > PatBateman 01/15/2017 at 04:55

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Damn sir! Drunk in Vegas?

I’m jealous. Shit! It’s 4am?

PatBateman > Birddog 01/15/2017 at 05:01

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1:59am here. Wife is going to Planet Hollywood to gamble, I’m going to bed. Being 39 sucks (when you see a 20 something woman in a hot as fuck dress and think “I will beat my daughter’s ass if she wears that instead of “she’s hot”, you’re old).

Birddog > PatBateman 01/15/2017 at 05:13

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You’re killing me! You’re in Vegas for 39?

I want to be involved with your 4-0!

PatBateman > Birddog 01/15/2017 at 05:23

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Four months (from Friday). My buddy had his 4oth in Christmas Eve, we’re celebrating today. Also, the best way to do Vegas is with VIP status.

Birddog > PatBateman 01/15/2017 at 05:30

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The best way to live life is with VIP status!

Live life till you’re dead!

Matsayz > PatBateman 01/15/2017 at 11:41

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Go to Mon Ami Gabi for breakfast/brunch. It’s in front of the Paris. They have a self-serve Bloody Mary bar. Sometimes I miss living in Vegas